Josh

Top Funniest Things to say in French

Fri, 24 May 2002 02:59:01 GMT

Ferme la bouche= shut your mouth
Frappe la tete= smack the head
Voulez-vous prochais avec moi, ce soir?= Wanna Fuck tonight
Fu-toi= fuck you
fu-toi ton mere- fuck your mom
A bientot ma mere fu-toi= cya mother fuckers
Quand est-ce que je vais des preservative?= where did my condoms go to?
heh

Fri, 17 May 2002 21:48:21 GMT

Havent wrote in a while so YEAH!!!!!!!

Fri, 26 Apr 2002 02:15:02 GMT

Okay so Iam steling this idea from marshall who stole it from jared who stole it from chris, but its really interesting. However its almost like jareds. These are my friends and how i met them.
Jared: Duh were brothers, although he used to puch and kick me in the womb, ouch u bastard!!!!!
Marshall: Weve been friends for a long time. We really started being friends in Weblos though!!!!! Have the same interest in music and best bassist ive ever jamed with!
Jason Jaz: Best friend, always will be despite are fueds these last couple years. Jason has always been my bud. Taught me how to love and respect history! Good luck in the Navy!!!
Josh Jaz: Secind best bud. We knew each other since we were born. Hell were practically brothers! Rangers lead the Way!
Julie: My love, Known here since i was real little, now know her alot, always love u babe!
Chris B: That crazy kid from the grindz. Your always hyper but real cool guy!
Kelly: I became friends with you last year since I started going out with Julie. I always thought u hated me becasue I was a metal head \,,/ \,,/
Mike: My third best freind in the whole wide world. Met when we started jaming!
Ken C: "KID" met at church youth group, helped beat the girlz at sledding
Chris Shurr: Knew you since are first Fallout concert{when we had Kenny}
Nikki and Cassie: Both went to same church. If I am correct Cassie did have a crush on jared and nikki had one on me. heh
Jeremy and Josh Bullins: Met josh my 9th year in band handed me the all mighty sax neck strap which i plan on handing down soon. Jeremy has been my freind since 4th grade. He was in my moms class and i always used to talk to him after school. Stuck up for him when all the kids in my class called him Duncan Donuts.
John,Jeff, and Aj: Met my sophmore year, guys helped me through some hard times and vise versa
Andrea D: My second girl friend! Glad were still good friends!
Tara: Met her freshman year got to know her last year cause she sat behind me in History
Tom: RIP, met my frshman year he helped me got unstuck from inside my locker cause he was always tardy. Love u man!
Byron: Met last year in genetics class, SPARKY!!!!
Ed: Always feared him, got to know him better in speech class.
Breandon: Weird red headed kid met 7th grade, good friend, good times, To bad your a mormon!
Josh Creg: bEst bud in elementary school, always wanting me to succeed
Frank: Coolest smartest kid, had to move to Kentucky, wonder what your up to bud, met in 6th grade
Cindy: Knew since 7th grade, rode same bus, work at same work, live five houses down
Brett, Mitch, and Bryant: Three bad @$$ sax players, kick some @$$ for me next year
Steve and Nick: Okay u may not be the cleenest kids but your still cool, i dont know about Nick though j/k
Wow i didnt even know I had that many friends!

Fri, 26 Apr 2002 01:48:49 GMT

MMMMMMmmmmmmmm!!!!!! Cream Soda!!!!!!

Thu, 11 Apr 2002 03:47:44 GMT

A brief guide to start playing Final Fantasy 7
One of the most hardest things to understand is Materia.
Materia are small little orbs of energy that are put into weapons and other things to cast spells. Basically it is used to cast magic. All your characters can cast magic. When you equip armor and weapons you will notice some small blank circles. This is where your materia goes. There are different kinds of materia represented by colors. When you get a materia click on it and equip it to one of your circles. It will show the materia in that circle. The better weapons and armor you use will let you add materia, more circles. The more circles you have the better. Sometimes the circles are linked together{only two of them}. This is really good. There are some good examples I will suggest. Get as many "All Materia" as you can, and never sell it. Say you put in your circle links that sort of look like this ( )=( ) a "All" materia and a fire materia. If you are in battle with six monsters the fire will damage all six of the creatures instead of the one it would normally hurt. Another good remedy is "All" and "Cure" This allows you to heal all your party members at once instead of one at a time, which canis useful when figthing a hard boss. Materia is magic, and from the magic you can learn abilities like "Cure" and "Fire".
Your materia also has AP{abilitly points}. After facing a monster or boss your materia that is equiped gets a certain amount of these points. After so many points the materia will earn a star and can only learn up to four stars. Four stars is a very hard task, I only got 4 materia out of 100 some to be four stars. The more stars the more money you can get if you sell it. Some materia can learn new abilities when getting stars.
ex. Fire 1. Fire 2. Fire 3. can be learned from the fire materia.
ex. Cure 1, Cure 2, Cure 3 and Regen can be learned from the cure materia.

Another useful idea is to not buy every new item when you reach a new shop. Sure it may be good to keep your characters stats up but it will wast all your gil{i.e. money}
You get gill from selling stuff and killing monsters.

Side quests are very useful!!! Especially breeding chocobos. But dont start this till late in the game.

Your HP{hit points} is your life, your MP{magic points} is your magic
you can restore health by using magic or elixirs or herbs you can restore magic by ethers
if your characters hp reaches 0 he is knocked out. Quickly have someone use either Life spell or a phoneix down to restore them back to life. If all chracters reach 0 then the game is over, hope you saved it pretty close.

When you kill a boss or monster you gain gil, Exp, Ap. u already now gil and AP. Exp is short for Experience. The more exp you get the more your level goes up. You start at Level 1 and can reach 100{I never did}. Everytime one of your chracter levels up, its HP AND MP are raised. ex. say Clouds Hp is 56 and MP 10 at level one. He fights enough monsters to get to level 2, his Hp is now 72 and MP 22. Say when Cloud reaches Level 32 his Hp might be 600 and MP 120. To get higher levels I recomend leveling up your characters. That is fight on the world map in multiple battles. It is a slow process but effective. Say I go to the world map and fight 34 battles. That is going to level my characters, give my materia ap, and get some $$$. Warning its not a good idea to fight too many monsters and be a high level at the beginning of the game. If you are Level 32 and have only been to the first three places the game will play to easy and will be lame.
So what if you run out of ethers and magic and herbs and cant fight anyomre battles?
Go to the nearest town and stay at the INN. It will automatically restore all your characters HP AND MP. Of course it costs to stay at INNs but you got lots of gil from the battles you just fought, you can afford it, stock up on weapons and more herbs and stuff and repeat the process.

ATP{active time battle]. When fighting a battle youll notice a bar that grows. When it reaches its maximum it is your turn to fight. You can fight or block or cast magic and what not when this happens. Youll know it is your turn because a box will come up saying what you want to do. The bad guy you are facing also has an ATP gage. But you cant see it so you dont know when he will strike. Dont feel pressured to rush through and pick an action. Plan your next move out in your head. While your box is up the monsters atp will not rise. Once you get good at the game it will come natural what you want to do. Limit breaks are also useful. When your charater is wounded his LB gage goes up some. When it reaches its max. Your player can unleash a powerful hit. There are four types of LB and four different moves you can perform in each one. It takes time to learn all the other ones and if Iam correct the last LB you must find secrets{see side quests in FF7 guide for more details). Hope this helps you understand some of the essentials to playing FF7.

Sat, 06 Apr 2002 06:27:37 GMT

Okay now Iam pissed. Marshall I was the one in charge since I drove. To bad you left the concert. Dont attack my girlfriend like you did on the metal-rules message baord it is uncalled for and upseting. So Fuck off its no big deal we had to leave!!!!!!

So Blam Me!!

Sat, 06 Apr 2002 06:13:10 GMT

Yeah so tonight sucked. I decided to go to the Manowar concert which blew hardcore. First of all we had to wait in a line in the cold{which will respawn my sickness}. When we did get in the prices jacked up 5 more bucks making it 20 bucks a piece. Then instead of Manowar some opening band came on. Oh well will still see Manowar. After three more opening bands Manowar never came on. I was stuck in the middle cause I was everyone's transportation. I would have loved to stay but Julie was 30 min late and grounded all ready, plus I had to be home at 12, screwed that way. The other way I was screwed was because I just couln't leave josh creg and marshall there, they had no way home and they were having a good time. I did the only thing I could, go home, I was the one in charge and hated every moment of it. The only good band was the second one they were funny. Plus to add I smell like smoke and that place is a dump{flying machine}. I wont ever go in there again even if JP was playing, even if Jared and Marshall's new band play there. So I was pretty much pissed the whole night but what even pisses me more was the way I got flak from Marshall{no offense} Look shit happens and it wasnt julies fault so dont even blam her. It was my fault for going in the damn place I was just excited to see my first real concert and it turned out really shitty!

Wed, 03 Apr 2002 18:08:46 GMT

Thanks for everything when we were there!
Thanks for everything!
Thanks for leaving me when I wanted to stay!
Thanks for nothing!

THE DESENDERS ARE AMONG US!!!!!

Sat, 30 Mar 2002 16:48:01 GMT

I placed Nupraptor?s head before the Pillar of the Mind, and watched on as it dissolved into the stone.

The pillar accepted its offering, thus it was restored. Nupraptor was but the genesis - forever tainted by his madness, the
Circle was beyond redemption. For them absolution lay only in death. In me, they would find their deliverance.

But first I had to defeat their shepherd - Malek, defender of the Nine, lay in a keep far to the north, past Vasserb?nde. It
was time for me to test the wrath of the Pillar of Conflict.

A Very Short Story

Sat, 30 Mar 2002 02:39:26 GMT

Today would be the greatest day of Jack's life, or so he thought. He was a young man with a bright future, and a lovely fiancee. It was that time, if Jack was ever going to marry his future wife he would have to be accepted by her family. Jack knew this would be very easy, everyone got a long with Jack. And his family and her family were so much a like, which was a good advantage, for Jack did not feel misplaced. Jack met her father and thought him as a father right away. He was smart and knew the answer to everything. They shared some views such as politics and foreign affairs. Then Jack met her mother who was just like his own mother. Caring, kind, generous, thoughtful, and every other good qualities a mother had. Next Jack met her older brother who Jack looked up to as his hero. He was strong courageous and well attentive. Her other brother was like another sibling of Jack's. He cares, but not that much. All in all Jack saw a very nice and loving family to come into. Jack couldn't wait to do things with his new family and be accepted. However that day never came for Jack, these details about her family are true to the very bone. But sometimes they can be falsified and hiden under masks of hate and scorn. The worst part was Jack's not being able to see this, but even worse, when he did. For when he did he was filled with saddness. And his sadness filled him untill he no longer could contain himself. Jack thought of the perfect family and then, through misty eyes and a clouded mind, began to cry...

Sat, 23 Mar 2002 06:31:17 GMT

Many have I played a video game and to say that my favorite would have to be RPG'S.I dont know why. most people see nonthing to them. You walk around for an hour than have dialogue for another hour. Then you fight creatures with stupid names and earn money and abilities to to increase your level of fighting. Sounds boring right? My fav RPG's are from FF{Final Fantasy}. Sure the movie wasnt that great and the old nes/snes games were chessy but since FFVII my life has been changed. FFVIII was good and Iam curently playing FFIX which is also good. But VII just blows them all away. Never have I seen such a dramatic cast between the characters. The mood sets the theme along with the incredible music score. I get the chills just thinking about it. Every character is neatly desinged with characteristics and flaws. From Cloud, Barrett, Yuffie, Cat Sith, Vincent, Cid, Red XIV, Tifa , and Aeris to the evil Sepiroth and his deranged robotic mother Juno. A giant energy manufacturing company known as Shinra Inc. is harvesting the sheer life energy of the Planet as a simple fossil fuel. Processed and made into products known as Mako and Materia, these materials can work miracles, granting the wisdom of the Ancients to the user. However, this substance, like all other fuels, is finite in supply, and the Planet's lifeforce is being malevolently drained by the constant explotation of Mako by Shinra. Though aware of the harmful effects, they function without remorse. However, the real battle lies not with a corporation, but a force much more competent from the distant past. A long-thought dead warrior bent on becoming more and more powerful, coupled with the Planet's drained energy, threatens the very existence of everything sacred. Now a small rebel group eminating from the slums must quell the various dangers toward the innocent, and one mercenary for hire must look amidst the lies and deception and find the man he is within.
A must play if you are big into sci-fi/ fantasy person or RPG person. It also has kick @$$ summon creatures who are bad @$$ and have names of Mythological gods.

Thu, 21 Mar 2002 03:40:15 GMT

Happy finally, maybe release from all this hell. Now I can go back and watch life instead of living it in paronia. You can to all you have to do is take a step and follow my lead. I can give you the safety you need. Step unto me!

Mon, 18 Mar 2002 03:35:42 GMT

I just need to clear my chest so allow me please. I ve been thinking I am almost done with school. Its a great feeling but it also sucks. Its like you have this shelter and protection and there gonna take it away from you. Ive had many good friens in the past and still in the present and many great memories ill never forget. Its very sadding though.
Right know a lot of us are depressed cause were out of love or someone died or other reasons. well I found an answer. God! Pray to him, it will ease the pain! Believe these words. My childhood has been like a book. Since my birth the story has been writing. As each day is done a page is writing and after a year a chapter is done. It saddens me that this book of childhood and school memories is coming to the end.

Fri, 15 Mar 2002 20:21:52 GMT

A BLUE Dragon Lies Beneath!

I took
the Inner Dragon online quiz and found out I am a
Blue Dragon on the inside. If there ever was a draconic example of a supple attitude, my Inner Dragon is it. Blues are the Water
Elemental dragon - typified by their Steam breath weapon. Pretty creative, huh? It goes right along with my Inner Dragon's
tendency to maim, but not destroy. Much like my native oceans and rivers will deform the rock over time, eventually wearing it
away to nothing.

Humans shouldn't make the mistake of thinking I'm weak, however. After all I'm a good 30 feet in
length and have a penchant for materializing out of any body of water, no matter how small. I also enjoy communicating with
aquatic life-forms, hunting in totally inhospitable terrain (i.e. 3000 feet below the waves), and using my fluid nature to my
advantage. My enemies probably won't even see me approach in the first place. My favorable attributes are the sunset, Autumn,
water, compassion, intuition, and calmness. Naturally, I pity the fool who'd try and prove that calmness part, he'd probably
wind up being scalded. *small grin*

Fri, 15 Mar 2002 02:45:55 GMT

PLEASE GOD, HELP ME!!!!!!!

Thu, 14 Mar 2002 22:56:21 GMT

hmmmmmmmmm

Wed, 13 Mar 2002 01:28:11 GMT

I took the What Mythological Creature Are you? test by
peacefulchaos !

Sat, 09 Mar 2002 19:38:56 GMT

AND THEN THERE WAS SILENCE

Turn your head and see the fields of flames

He carries along
from a distant place
He`s on his way
he'll bring decay
(don't move along
cause things they will go wrong
the end is getting closer
day by day)
In shades of gray
We`re doomed to face the night
Light`s out of sight

Since we`ve reached the point of no return
We pray for starlight
We wait for the moon
The sky is empty
alone in the unknown
We`re getting nowhere

We have been betrayed by the wind and the rain
The sacred hall's empty and cold
The sacrifice made should not be done in vain
Revenge will be taken by Rome

We live a lie under the dying moon
Pale face laughs doom
Indulge us in delight

It`s getting out of hand
The final curtain will fall
Hear my voice
There is no choice
There`s no way out
You`ll find out

We don`t regret it
So many men have failed
but now he's gone
Go out and get it
The madman's head it shall be thyne
We don`t regret it
But someone else dies hidden in disguise
Go out and get it
Orion`s hound shines bright

Don`t you think it`s time to stop
The chase round the ring
Just a stop running, running
Round the ring
Don`t you know that fate has been decided
By the gods
Feel the distance
Distance
Out of reach

Welcome to the end
Watch your step Cassandra
You may fall
As I`ve stumbled on the field
Sister mine
Find myself in darkest places
Find myself drifting away
And the other world
The other world appears

Find myself she dies in vain
I cannot be freed
I`m falling down
As time runs faster
Moves towards disaster
The ferryman will wait for you my dear

AND THEN THERE WAS SILENCE
Just a voice from the other world
Like a leaf in an icy world
Memories will fade

Chorus:

Misty tales and poems lost
All the bliss and beauty will be gone
Will my weary soul find release for a while
At the moment of Death I will smile
It`s the triumph of shame and disease
In the end
Iliad

Raise my hands and praise the day
Break the spell, show me the way
In decay
The flame of Troy will shine bright

The newborn child would carry ruin to the hall
The newborn's death will be a blessing to us all

Good choice?
Bad choice?
Out of three
You`ve chosen misery
Power and wisdom
You deny
Bad choice

War is the only answer
When love will conquer fear
So when the judgment`s been made
To the fairest the graceful says
Badly he fails

Warning
Feel the heat of passion, father king
don`t let him in, don`t let her in
Desire, lust, obsession
Death they`ll bring
We can`t get out once they are in

She`s like the sunrise
Outshines the moon at night
Precious like starlight
She`ll bring in a murderous price

In darkness grows the seed of man's defeat
JEALOUSY!
I can clearly see the end now!
I can clearly see the end now!
I can clearly see the end now!

The thread of life is spun
The coin`s been placed below my tongue
Never give up!
Never give in!
Be on our side
so we can win!
Never give up!
Never give in!
Be on our side!

Old moon's time is soon to come

Nowhere to run
Nowhere to hide
Nothing to lose
like one we'll stand
We`ll face the storm created by a man

Troy Troy Troy Troy

And as the lion slaughters man
I am the wolf and you`re the lamb

Hallowed Troy shall fall!
Round the walls
Faith is shattered bodies fall

Nowhere to run
Nowhere to hide
Nothing to lose
like one we'll stand
It`s all for one and one for all
We live for will be wiped out

I feel that something`s wrong
Surprise, surprise they`re gone
Full moon your time goes by
And new moon's still kept out of sight
We live we die (while chorus starts)

Chorus

Roam in darkness (many times)
Spread the vision
We will be lost if you truly believe
Troy in Darkness
There's a cold emptyness in our hearts
That they've gone away
And won't come back

They'll tear down the wall to bring it in
They`ll truly believe in the lie
With blossoms they welcome the old foe!

The vision`s so clear
When day and dream unite
the end is near
You better be prepared

The nightmare shall be over now
there`s nothing more to fear
Come join in our singing
and dance with us now
The nightmare shall be over now
there`s nothing more to fear
The war it is over forever more

No hope
the blind leads the blind
Carry on
though future's denied
Mare or stallion
there's far more inside
We`re in at the kill
we'll cheerfully die

Chorus

Its Holy light shines on

So the judgment`s been made
We're condemned though the trial's far ahead
The crack of doom, father
Your handsome son is heading home

Heading home

Still the wind blows
Calm and silent
Carries news from a distant shore

Out of mind
Can't get it
Can't get it out of my mind

Sorrow and defeat
Sorrow and defeat

Fri, 08 Mar 2002 02:44:24 GMT

YeAH yEAH yEah!!!!!! Well I guess I have been better. I already miss Jaming with jared and marshall but I know that Fallout is done. Or is it. Hell no Fallout will always live. Iknow you guys got a good set up know, thats good. I've been talking to MIke and if he is willing to do it were going to go on tour{gigging} this summer. All we need to do is find a bassist and a couple guitars and we are set. Plans to continue Fallout seem good. Especially for me and Mike. It might be the last time we jam!
METAL UP YOUR @$$!!!!!!

Sun, 03 Mar 2002 16:04:34 GMT

Hey everybody whats up? The civil War reenactment I went on sucked. It was really cold(although we ended up sleeping in a building that was 60 degrees). Then on Saturday no one came to are reenactment accept the usual people. So it didnt turn out good. Saturday night I went to Julies brothers house and we watched this movie called "O". Has anyone seen it before. It was so stupid. First of all it was a take off of Shakespears' "Othello". Hmmmmm I dont rememeber that story having a blck guy fuck a white chick in it. I give it 2 thumbd down to hell. Everytime someone watches that movie Shakspeare is rolling in his grave vomiting shit up.
See I want to be a writer when I grow up. And if i do become one, when I die, if someone puts a blck man fucking a white chick in it Ill come back to haunt the fuckers.
Besides being a writer I also want to be a History Teacher (of course I want to be a rock star but...), after i reitire from being a teacher I am going to try to run for a House seat and then maybe president . Hey it could happen MCWORLD!!!!!!!!

Fri, 01 Mar 2002 05:10:47 GMT

So how is everyone on this fine mornin. Iam good. Finally getting to do a civil war reenactment again. Caint wait!!! I am really content on helping my friends. Even if you dont consider me a friends. I smell like crap cause i was woRking out{BUFF}, but i did not take a shower and instead helped a friend by tlaking to her for an hour on aol.
Content and then some!

Tue, 26 Feb 2002 20:44:52 GMT

Hey everyone whats up? I hate to say this to you all but if I dont then no one will. This goes out to everyone who has not excepted Tom's death or anyone else who is greiving for some stupid manner. Look I miss Tom and I think we shoul'nt forget him. What happened to him was a travisty and a tragedy to his friends and his family. But shit happens. What do u think He sees when he sees all of you doing what you are doing? He is probably hurt jsut like Iam. No one should have to loose a friend like Tom but it happened so we have to move on. It seems that a lot of people are upset about not being LOVED!!! Who gives a fuck! I know you are all saying well josh u have some one so how would you know what Iam going through. WELL I DID! Or has any one forgoting the years that I locked myself away with booze when I was in love with Ashley
I know what it is like to be hurt by love, sure it stinks. But if you moan and cry about it nonthing will ever go your wasy and you will fall into a deep abyss of depressed hell. Dont be like my past self. CARPE ET DIEM! SIEZE THE DAY MY FRIENDS! These words are not ment to hurt or upset anyone but damnit iam tired of sitting here watching you ruin your lives. You are my friends, I love you all, and want you to get over this period in your life.

Sun, 24 Feb 2002 04:17:15 GMT

The Pillars

First encounter with Kain

Raziel stumbles upon his first encounter with Kain inside the now dilapidated and
abandoned Pillars; he does not know that Kain will be waiting for him there. As Raziel
enters the room, Kain is leaning casually on his former throne, the Soul Reaver strapped to
his back. He has clearly been waiting for Raziel...

Kain:
Raziel.

Raziel:
Kain!

Kain:
The abyss has been unkind.

Kain rises and begins to approach Raziel, casually but menacingly.

Raziel:
I am your creation, Kain - now, as before. You criticize your own work.
What have you done with my clan, degenerate? You have no right--

Kain:
What I have made, I can also destroy, child.

Raziel:
Damn you, Kain! You are not God! This act of genocide is unconscionable!

Kain:
Conscience...? You dare speak to me of conscience? Only when you have felt the full gravity of
choice should you dare to question my judgment!

Your life?s span is a flicker compared to the mass of doubt and regret that I have borne since
Mortanius first turned me from the light... To know that the fate of the world hangs dependent on
the advisedness of my every deed -- can you even begin to conceive what action you would take,
in my position?

Raziel:
I would choose integrity, Kain.

Kain:
Look around you, Raziel - see what has become of our empire. Witness the end of an age. The
clans, scattered to the corners of Nosgoth...

This place has outlasted its usefulness -- as have you.

As Kain utters this last line, he draws the Soul Reaver from its scabbard; its energy leaps to
life.

Sat, 23 Feb 2002 04:01:30 GMT

Hey everyone its been a while since I wrote last. I am supposed to be doing my English rough draft. But what the hell, its just a ruff draft. I'll do it tomorrow and it will only take an hour. Then Sunday I'll BS my scholarship, only cause I dont need it and dont want it, but haft to do it cause of Mrs. Gatz{aka. bezzelbub}.

Sat, 16 Feb 2002 05:56:04 GMT

Well I dont know what to say. Just that I got a big weekend and a bunch more term papers to write. AHHHHHH! Mike is home but we cant practice. This sucks I feel as though are band is drifting away. I know its not your fault mike, but if were not gonna be rock stars then why are we doing this? Of course the next time we all practice we will sound just as good as always. They talk of replacing mike, well mike is irrplacable. Ken was easy to replace cause he was flat out annoying. But mike is like a bro too me and with out him jamming woulnt be the same. Face it Jared and Marshall and perhaps Chris. I like rocking the world but iam not gonna do it for the rest of my life. I have bigger plans. I will do it with Fallout as long as I can. But when Iam faced with leaving I will not turn my back...I akwasy wanted to be a rocker but we cant always get what we want. I know that this is your guys dream so go and achieve it!!!! You have my blessing if it means anything!